Who knew unicorns could be jerks?

Vanilla Xtrakt wants you to represent. Represent who? THE UNICORN!

For all you unicorn lovers out there: this book is amazing.

For all you unicorn hater out there: you deserve the plague.

If you have any measure of intelligence and a sense of humor, you will love CW Moss's "Unicorn Being a Jerk". Here's a tantalizing sample:

Putting a kitten in a microwave.

Feeding pigs bacon.

To all my students: you will earn lots of heart points in my class if you get this book. Yes, they might be fiscally and academically meaningless points, but they will make your face into a shining visage of hope in my eyes.

To those of you who are too lazy to haul your sorry ass to a bookstore, you can order it through Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Unicorn-Being-Jerk-C-Moss/dp/0062070215/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1319808945&sr=8-1


This link should also work for all you international readers (all of whom I LOVE, by the way, thanks so much for reading!).

Vanilla Xtrakt out.